Inhuman Politics
Posted by: branwynne77 on: November 22, 2008
I have decided that all governmental systems are doomed for failure. Why? Greed. Capitalism doesn’t work (cough the bailout for Wall Street, greedy so and so’s), socialism has too many opportunities for misuse, communism looks pretty on paper but it doesn’t work so well in real life.
So the best thing to do if we want a fair government is to create and install robots to do our thinking for us.
All hail our new metallic overlord President……
(Wait for it)
(Continue to wait for it)
BENDER
Bender the Magnificent
4 Responses to "Inhuman Politics"
November 23, 2008 at 3:51 am
Unruly went the “Futurama” route. I was just about to make “Lost in Space” jokes. I like his way better.
And there is always this:
Vote Cylon.
November 24, 2008 at 11:37 am
We can’t vote cylon because they all just want to be humans anyway. I mean seriously, religious robots that worship the human gods? At least with All Power Ruler of the Universe Bender there would only bee robot Hell and robot Heaven, which would be reserved for them anyway. The end result: religion for robots, but not for meat-bags.
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November 22, 2008 at 6:27 pm
Yeah, the human factor will hurt any system. Of course, those robots will just want to enslave us, drink our booze and steal our wallets. But hey, I guess that can’t be any worse than what we have now.