Posted by: branwynne77 on: June 22, 2009
By sucky, I mean good. That’s what vampires are supposed to do, right? Suck? So the opposite of that would be unsucky. That, by my new definition, means that a sucky vampire movie is excellent, two fangs up if you are into that, and an unsucky one is bad, a sacriliege of vampiredom. The movies [...]
Posted by: branwynne77 on: February 14, 2009
Yes, it is Friday the thirteenth. Not only that, but the new “vision” of the Jason Voorhees saga came out today also.
It wasn’t as horrible as I thought it would be. I liked it, actually, as I didn’t go in expecting the Citizen Kane of horror movies. As per usual, it is a morality story [...]
Posted by: branwynne77 on: January 17, 2009
Lots of people have complained that Marley and Me isn’t really a kids movie because the (SPOILER ALERT) dog dies.
The worse thing a parent can do is shield their kid from the inevitable fact that all life leads to death. Personally, maybe it’s better to learn it from a movie first, then in real life. [...]
Posted by: branwynne77 on: May 20, 2008
Sweeney Todd + Tim Burton = homicidal awesomeness. Yeah, I borrowed that word from the ISB.** What’s that blogger gonna do to me? Give me paper cuts from horrible, outdated, misogynistic comic books? I kid, I kid.
In truth, there IS a hero in this movie, but it ain’t Sweeney. Duh, I know. And it ain’t [...]
Posted by: branwynne77 on: December 9, 2007
So the author is an atheist writing childrens’ books. I notice no one really objects that several Christian authors put some theology in their fantasy fiction. Anyhow, big whoopin’ deal. To be honest, a lot of kids are exposed to all sorts of different ideas in school, so they’ve already been “opened” to atheism. I [...]
Posted by: branwynne77 on: October 6, 2007
There are some movies I’m going to see over the next few weeks:
Resident Evil: Extinction (love Milla Jovovich) and Saw IV.
I’m going to see RE tomorrow and Saw IV when it comes out on October 26th. (Sorry, Dustin, for not waiting for you.) Even though I like the Resident Evil series, I must say that [...]
Posted by: branwynne77 on: August 31, 2007
Please don’t ruin this classic movie for me by remaking it. What movie, you ask? The powers that be have decided it would be a wise move to redo The Day The Earth Stood Still.
NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Ok, so I never really liked TDTESS, but I recognize it as a good classic movie. Hey, just because I dislike [...]
Posted by: branwynne77 on: August 5, 2007
Yeah, I got to see the Simpsons movie yesterday. Finally. To my dismay, the movie theater was packed. (Did I mention I don’t like throngs of people?) Noisy boys geeks sitting just behind me, well behaved kids in front of me (Ye Gods, why would anyone let an eight year old watch a PG-13 movie? [...]
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