Archive for the ‘I'm not CRAZY!’ Category
I Hate My Co-Worker
Posted by: branwynne77 on: August 14, 2008
OK, not hate, but I certainly dislike her and hope she will find a job in a different department. Soon, I pray.
The Scene, last Saturday. I was quietly reading a medical terminology book on my break at my desk. I didn’t bother putting up my sign because, well, only my co-worker Christy (yeah THAT Christy) [...]
As you can see by my expertly drawn (on my good ol’ Paint program) stick figures, my social life has either blown up or I have finally blown my psychological gasket.
Maybe both.
People actually seem to like me, for some reason. I’ve been called what I take to be good adjectives: “sweet” and the more puzzling [...]
Smooth Move, Ex-lax
Posted by: branwynne77 on: August 6, 2008
Yeah….someone at work is trying to sell an authentic Hitler ring, saying it is cursed and he doesn’t want it. (If I believed in curses, I’d go….Well, duh! It’s a ring commissioned by Hitler. HITLER! Of COURSE it is going to be cursed!)
Where should I begin?
Who on earth would want to collect memorbilia from a regime [...]
Why So Serious?
Posted by: branwynne77 on: July 25, 2008
(DISCLAIMER FROM RANDI’S LAWYER: SHE IS NOT LIABLE FOR ANY ANTI-SOCIAL BEHAVIOR ‘INSPIRED’ BY THIS TITLE.)
I know I should never take my own personal philosophy from a fictional psycho/sociopath….but there is a point to be made with that one simple question.
People feel passionately about politics, religion, and human rights–issues that directly impact lives. People [...]
Odds ‘n’ Ends
Posted by: branwynne77 on: July 3, 2008
**I meant to respond to Dmarks’ comment earlier (the Declaration of Independance post): I think ‘the people’ should rise up through grass roots political action, not by means of an AK-47. Though there would be be a certain irony in sticking an AK-47 in the face of a staunch, NRA card carrying Republican. For the [...]
One of the ideas that “normal”–there is no such thing by the way– people have about neurotic folks is that we can just stop being that way. Maybe I should tell them to stop being insensitive? Nyah. Not my style.
I’ve heard from all members of my family to stop pulling my eyebrows and eyelashes….yet I [...]
Gotta Have Faith? OR This is not a George Michael Song
Posted by: branwynne77 on: April 15, 2008
Have faith.
Easier said than done. These two words tick me off, depending on how they are said–usually condescendingly, by the way. Another fashion in which it is used is by people who rely on their belief to see them through problems. I’m not belittling that kind of optimism; I just want to make people aware [...]
My Dirtiest Job
Posted by: branwynne77 on: March 4, 2008
I’ve had one or two interesting jobs, being a Kwik E Mart Plaid Pantry clerk was one of them, but the dirtiest one was helping a company clean out its boilers.
At the time, I had been living with scuzz bags disreputable “friends”, and was between jobs. So I took an offer at an day labor [...]
I’m really quite sane. Really.
Posted by: branwynne77 on: January 5, 2008
I wonder, sometimes, if the doubt inside of me is eventually going to claim me. Doubt, and those niggling little paranoid thoughts, are enemies I fight with ocassionally. They are getting to be rarer as I find myself not caring what people think or say about me. I just keep it firmly in my mind [...]
Guys Should Shave (Or Trim) Their Armpits Too
Posted by: branwynne77 on: December 12, 2007
Men, I like ya. Guys are awesome as friends for the most part, not being as catty as most of the members of my gender. I love how you apparently feel more free to really be yourselves. I love how guys want to fix problems and not just be a passive listener. I even love [...]
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