Daily Archives: October 16, 2007
Tagline: Take my advice or I’ll send ya to Valhalla!
Now, onto the advise that will help you
smite foes deal with people.
My boss is annoying. She keeps looking over my shoulder to see what I’m doing. I’m afraid that she’s going to catch me playing World of Warcraft one of these days.
Hopelessly Addicted to WoW.
Ahhhh…you have finally tapped into mankind’s most primal urge…the urge to fight. I say use this rediscovered urge to smite your boss upside her head. Once you have conquered the
dragon boss, stand on your desk and roar in triumph.
I have a problem with asserting myself. I am so shy, I stutter when I am talking to people I’ve just met. Could you help please?
Come to my boot camp for lily livered ladies! That’s not a request, Wuss, that’s an order! I will turn your weak hemming and hawing wreck into a woman that knows what she wants and will reach out and grab it. Seize the bull called life by the horns!
What you need, Wuss, is intensive training on how to step up and not let people walk all over you. I guarantee you after three weeks of being under MY tutelage, you will be a force to be reckoned with.
Remember, you are woman so give the world a ball bustin’ roar!
(Any questions? Ask and I’ll answer them next Monday.)